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[nickjonasnipples]

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

[surprisebitch]

THE BIGGEST RETAIL WORKER MOOD

[What]

[lorlocks]

Got curious about if scallops have brains and

Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔

[What]

[corporationkills]

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

[What]

[What]

[followthebluebell]

so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people

but what if

instead

we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy

“we left this rabies vaccine in the light of a full moon to cleanse it, so it’s safe.  everyone knows about the link between rabies and full moons :)”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“vaccination is an ancient practice going back at least hundreds of years that draws on your body’s natural healing abilities to let you fight disease naturally”

[smallest-feeblest-boggart]

the, the second one is

shit that’s how vaccines actually work

[What]

[cryptocase]

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia
Phase 2 : ?
Phase 3 : Mothman

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Phase 2: country roads

[What]

[c-n-u]

“But their music is so good!!”

[blackdenimjeans]

Omfg

[thequeerwithabeard]

Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch

[ahaleni]

why did this trend ever end

[What]

[bronwynn]

FIJI water girl saw her chance and took it

[vetmedirl]

who is she

[What]

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[gremgremart]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[What]

[weirdmageddon]

i saw this ad and my body combusted

[What]

[thebootydiaries]

“They’re like, 12”

— — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

[What]

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[What]

[What]

[chekhov]

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

[What]

[taakoposting]

Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling